PMaru-sama – The Planet Big Bang Lyrics + English Translation

“The Planet Big Bang” is the 1st track from the “The Planet Big Bang” digital single released by PMaru-sama. It was released on December 10, 2021.

Details

• Title: The Planet Big Bang
• Also Known As: Chikyuu Daibakuhatsu (ちきゅう大爆発)
• Genre: Pop
• Language: Japanese
• Released: December 10, 2021
• Vocals: PMaru-sama
• Composer: pinocchioP
• Arranger: pinocchioP
• Lyricist: pinocchioP

Lyrics

choutekitou ni “haihai” futten juudo no baibai
PDCA itteru kedo sabanna ittara dasai
bonyari sekai ga yanderu kanji assari metsubou da~me dame♡
sono mae ni kataomoi no ai rabu yuu

iwanai uh ah
iwanai iu to omotta?
iwanai uh ah
iwanai hikaretakunai!

kawaii akachan haihai suujuunengo ni hanzai
sumaho bakkari miteitara daarin ga mienai
ronpa de manzoku suru zonbi hanseiten wa docchirake
sono mae ni aijou wo ai nii juu

kisshoi ka na?

kimi no kokoro wa shougakusei shinchou nan senchi? (waai)
torendo wa zettai ousei isshou hankouki? (wai waai)
menhera yamikei raamen iekei raifuru nan koukei?
zukyun bakyun dokyun bakyun dokka~n
chikyuu wa marukatta kedo katachi kawacchatta (waai)
pittsa wa marukatta kedo tabetara hecchattan da (wai waai)
menhera yamikei raamen iekei raifuru nan koukei?
zukyun bakyun dokyun bakyun
chikyuu daibakuhatsu dokka~n

uh ah dokka~n shinu to omotta?
dokka~n uh ah
dokka~n osechi tabetai

gudaguda no saihai hyoutenka no shippai
chotto subette yukkuri uite sora tondette wai wai
seisouken de shirome wo muite satori no kyouchi e iccha dame
are mo dame kore mo dame kensakuchuu...

pake shinjatta

kimi no jikka wa saitamaken juusho wa nan banchi? (waai)
nisennendai sugisatte himitsu no passeeji (wai waai)
menhera yamikei raamen iekei raifuru nan koukei?
zukyun bakyun dokyun bakyun dokka~n
uchuu wa dekkai na kedo watashi wa chicchai na (waai)
genshi wa chicchai na kedo watashi wa dekkaku mieta (wai waai)
menhera yamikei raamen iekei raifuru nan koukei?
zukyun bakyun dokyun bakyun
chikyuu daibakuhatsu dokka~n

assari risei ga buttobu kanji
bonyari fusei wo yatteru kanji
yamero (yamero) guu choki paa de nanimo tsukuru na
hontou wa anata ga suki wakatteiru ka na?

kimi no kokoro wa shougakusei shinchou nan senchi? (waai)
torendo wa zettai ousei isshou hankouki? (wai waai)
menhera yamikei raamen iekei raifuru nan koukei?
zukyun bakyun dokyun bakyun dokka~n
chikyuu wa marukatta kedo katachi kawacchatta (waai)
pittsa wa marukatta kedo tabetara hecchattan da (wai waai)
menhera yamikei raamen iekei raifuru nan koukei?
zukyun bakyun dokyun bakyun
chikyuu daibakuhatsu dokka~n

uh ah dokka~n shinu to omotta?
dokka~n uh ah
dokka~n osechi tabetai dokka~n
uh ah dokka~n shinu to omotta?
dokka~n uh ah
dokka~n icchounen ikitai muri desu

English Translation

The mindless “yeah whatever” and a 10°C boiling point goodbye
They always talk about PDCA but that's so lame in the savannah
The world seems to be ailing, could be gone like that, oh-no
I need to confess my unrequited love, I love you

I'm not gonna say Uh ah
No way, did you think I would?
I'm not gonna say Uh ah
No way, I don't want things to get awkward!

Pretty little baby turning into a criminal a few decades later
Too much screen time, I can't see you, darling
Zombies being content in proving someone wrong, what happened to reflecting on oneself
But before any of that, I need some loving and care

Is that gross?

You have a mind of a grade-schooler, how tall are you? (yah)
Absolute monarchy is the trend, a life-long rebellion? (yah yah)
Mentally unstable, ramen home-style, rifle in what caliber?
Pow, Bang, Wham, Bang, BOOM
The earth used to be round but now it's deformed (yah)
This pizza used to be round before I ate it (yah yah)
Mentally unstable, ramen home-style, rifle in what caliber?
Pow, Bang, Wham, Bang
The planet big bang, BOOOOOM

Uh ah BOOM, did you think I'll die?
BOOM Uh ah
BOOM, I want to eat traditional Japanese New Year dish

Incompetent leadership, a sub-zero failure
A slight slip, float slowly, fly into the sky and party
Don't roll your eyes in the stratosphere to go into a state of enlightenment
Don't do this, don't do that, searching...

My data packet just died

Your family home is in Saitama, what's the street address? (yah)
The naughties is in the past, a secret passage (yah yah)
Mentally unstable, ramen home-style, rifle in what caliber?
Pow, Bang, Wham, Bang, BOOM
The universe is massive but I'm so small (yah)
Atoms are tiny but I seem to be bigger (yah yah)
Mentally unstable, ramen home-style, rifle in what caliber?
Pow, Bang, Wham, Bang
The planet big bang, BOOOOOM

Losing one's cool just like that
The vague feeling to doing something wrong
Stop (stop) making things out of rock-paper-scissors
I actually like you, don't you know?

You have a mind of a grade-schooler, how tall are you? (yah)
Absolute monarchy is the trend, a life-long rebellion? (yah yah)
Mentally unstable, ramen home-style, rifle in what caliber?
Pow, Bang, Wham, Bang, BOOM
The earth used to be round but now it's deformed (yah)
This pizza used to be round before I ate it (yah yah)
Mentally unstable, ramen home-style, rifle in what caliber?
Pow, Bang, Wham, Bang
The planet big bang, BOOOOOM

Uh ah BOOM, did you think I'll die?
BOOM Uh ah
BOOM I want to eat that New Years dish
BOOM Uh ah BOOM, did you think I'll die?
BOOM Uh ah
BOOM I want to live for a trillion years... That's impossible

(from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fpky0u3vVc)