Tsunomaki Watame x Mori Calliope – Reaper vs. Sheep -Kenko ver.- Lyrics + English Translation

“Reaper vs. Sheep -Kenko ver.-” is the 1st track from the “Reaper vs. Sheep -Kenko ver.-” digital single released by Tsunomaki Watame x Mori Calliope. It was released on September 24, 2022.

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Lyrics

saikin karada achikochi itai
sono ue chou nemutakute tsurai
me ga sametara soto wa mou kurai
konna no muri kenkou de itai

Ya know this sounds like a chance!
You need to learn to relax.
Let’s take a moment to chill
And write ourselves a “health rap!"
You can give it a rest,
And I can live a bit longer...
Eating right and sleeping lots can make you way hella stronger!!

kenkou rappu nante niawanai
datte shinigami da yo… tte nigawarai
demo riaru na tsurasa ni wa kanawanai
sonna konna de kekkyoku karamawari

Calliope-chan, listen!
It’s really not hard.
Maybe I’m not a pro,
But I know just how to start!
Here’s the advice I can give:
Make sure you eat and you sleep
These are the basics to live!
Break it down with Reaper and Sheep!

maa nantoka naru kara meshi kuou
hara ga hettara meshi kuou
mou nemutaku nattara soku neyou
nemukunakute mo yoru neyou

Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
Don’t eat me, don't eat me, I don’t want to die

maa nantoka naru kara meshi kuou
nemukunakute mo yoru neyou
Peace!

chotto matte yoku kangaete
watashi tachi tte mujun darake ne
datte nande haishin shiteru no
konna jikan ni natten no?

You can wake up in the early morning, catch me live!
A sunny start to your day is what you need to survive.
So get "sheep-y," not sleepy, you can watch from anywhere!
My streams are long and exciting, I better see you guys there!

maa sore wa oitoite
kenkou wa tokitoshite
jiseishin ga aru ka nai ka daiji ni naru yo ne
baransu no ii shokuji
sore dake de shouri
ato wa choppiri no undou ga yakuyoke

But I don’t wanna go out!
I’d rather stay inside all day...
And guys, if mutton’s on the menu
Can you please stay away? ♡
I don’t wanna die, Calli!
I just wanted to play
With you and all the Watamates
So, guitar solo “OK??”

“kore de minna kenkou, medetashi.” ni wa naranaitte
mukau saki wa tengoku tenju mattou shichatte
damedame watashi wa shinigami sama
yaru koto nai kara shitsugyou jan

But that’s exactly what’cha want!
You can take a vacation.
It’s a win-win for everyone, so just have patience.
We can live a long time!
You can rest all you can.
That is the perfect way for us to just increase our life-spans!!

maa nantoka naru kara meshi kuou
hara ga hettara meshi kuou
mou nemutaku nattara soku neyou
nemukunakute mo yoru neyou

Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
Don’t eat me, don’t eat me, I don’t want to die

maa nantoka naru kara meshi kuou
nemukunakute mo yoru neyou
Peace!

Eat or die
Sleep or die
Eat or die
Sleep or die

watame senpai, sorosoro neru jikan desu yo

e~, ima kara haishin da yo
chotto soko no potechi totte!

You should listen to this song again, Watame senpai

English Translation

Lately things hurt and my eyes are all dry
Head's feeling mushy, always super tired​
When I wake up, it's already dark outside​
Need to get healthy 'cuz at this rate I'll die!​ 

Ya know this sounds like a chance!
You need to learn to relax.
Let’s take a moment to chill
And write ourselves a “health rap!”
You can give it a rest,
And I can live a bit longer…
Eating right and sleeping lots can make you way hella stronger!!

Me and health rap, is that some kind of joke?​
I'm a reaper here, as I'm sure you know​
​But this lifestyle's bad, that I can't deny
I just don't know what I'm s'posed to do, le sigh​

Calliope-chan, listen!
It’s really not hard.
Maybe I’m not a pro,
But I know just how to start!
Here’s the advice I can give:
Make sure you eat and you sleep
These are the basics to live!
Break it down with Reaper and Sheep!

Whatev's, we'll just make sure​ ​we don't forget our meals
Grab a bite when we're feeling hungry​
Go to bed even if we're not yet feeling sleepy​
When it turns night, turn the lights off, ​sweet dreams​

Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
Don’t eat me, don’t eat me, I don’t want to die

Whatev's, just make sure​ you don't forget your meals​ ​​
When it turns night, turn the lights off, ​sweet dreams​ ​​
Peace!

​Wait a second now, hold on just a bit​
Aren't we being straight up hypocrites?​
Pretty sure we never even checked the time​
Why are we streaming in the dead of the night?​

You can wake up in the early morning, catch me live!
A sunny start to your day is what you need to survive.
So get "sheep-y," not sleepy, you can watch from anywhere!
My streams are long and exciting, I better see you guys there!

​Leaving that aside​
Health will be sometimes
about your self-control being up to snuff​
​A balanced diet's enough​
to prevent your demise​
​And don't forget to do a bit of exercise​ ​​

But I don’t wanna go out!
I’d rather stay inside all day...
And guys, if mutton’s on the menu
Can you please stay away? ♡
I don’t wanna die, Calli!
I just wanted to play
With you and all the Watamates
So, guitar solo “OK??”

This won't end with everyone​ living healthily ever after​
People will grow old​ and go straight to the hereafter
​That'd be terrible, someone make it stop
​I'm a reaper, remember - I'd be out of a job!​ ​​

But that’s exactly what'cha want!
You can take a vacation.
It’s a win-win for everyone, so just have patience.
We can live a long time!
You can rest all you can.
That is the perfect way for us to just increase our life-spans!!

Whatev's, we'll just make sure​ ​we don't forget our meals​
Grab a bite when we're feeling hungry​
​Go to bed even if we're not yet feeling sleepy​
When it turns night, turn the lights off, ​sweet dreams​ ​​

Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
Don’t eat me, don’t eat me, I don’t want to die

Whatev's, just make sure​ you don't forget your meals​
When it turns night, turn the lights off, ​sweet dreams​
Peace!

Eat or die
Sleep or die
Eat or die
Sleep or die

​It's about time we went to bed, Watame-senpai.​

​Whaaat? But I was just gonna start streaming.​ ​​
​Grab me that bag of chips, will ya?​ 

You should listen to this song again, Watame senpai

(from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_X6UNPq2rY)

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